If We Could Just Resurrect Josh...(But That Would Imply He Was Alive Before)

So yeah...I hit up the cheap seats today. Since I saw Ratatouille last week and wasn't in the mood for the The Simpson's Movie, I thought check out one of the year's box-office bombs, Resurrecting The Champ. Hehe. Ah...what this movie might have been without Josh "Sideburn" Hartnett. Oh...you know what I mean. Growing the sides of your hair out and having the wings hang down...uh...no, those do not count as sideburns. For real, there is two things you can always count on Josh Hartnett for; shitty haircuts and the most wooden acting this side of Steven Seagal. And its a shame, cause Sam Jackson turned in one of his better performances. Bout' a B-/C+ or so.